12 Days Of Wallbanger: Get Your Stocking Stuffed With Simon This Year!

posted on December 5, 2012 by 18 Comments

Hello everyone! I can’t wait to tell you all about the giveaways we’re going to have going on this month, we are traveling through cyberspace to wonderful and exciting blogs to bring you the very best that Wallbanger has to offer. But first, something amazing…

You. You are amazing. Because of readers like you, we raced up the Amazon charts this week (#3 today!). We did in one week what I never thought we would do in 6 months, and it’s because of you. Thank you for enjoying my particular brand of ridiculous, it’s made me so gosh dang happy. And the bonus? So many of you have newly discovered The Redhead Series now too! I love seeing the comments on twitter about whether you are Team Simon or Team Jack. Or Team Both, which is my preference. Quite a lot of you are Team Clive…

To celebrate this fine festive season, I wanted to think outside the gift box a little, shake things up a bit. So 12 Days of Wallbanger is coming chickens. We’re spending time with great book bloggers like The Book Vixen, Fiction Vixen, and SmexyBooks. We’re mixing it a up a bit with lifestyle and humor bloggers like Angie at A Whole Lot of Nothing/Smut Book Club and Brittany at BrittanyHerself.com.

But the most fun? The actual giveaways. All Wallbanger themed. All Simon and Caroline inspired.

Barefoot Contessa cookbooks? Yup, with my notes all over them about my favorites. Apple Pie and Zucchini Bread recipe from yours truly? We got ‘em, along with deep dish pie pan and my favorite non stick bread tins. A copy of The Exorcist, a Kindle, and my favorite authors have even donated signed copies of my favorite of their books! Oh yeah, we got a KitchenAid Mixer. Want to snuggle up under a retro 70′s style afghan? Pea Green and Harvest gold, this wonderfully terrible afghan was custom made by MY MOTHER this summer just for you and yours. So make sure you look for this banner and follow the hash tag #12DaysofWallbanger on Twitter.

And in case you missed it, here are MY visions in MY head of MY Caroline and Simon. Hope you enjoy!

Watch this space for the full calendar of giveaways, here’s to a Wallbanger Holiday Season. And if you loved Wallbanger, The Unidentified Redhead, or The Redhead Revealed, please consider gifting it to a friend this year! Kindle makes it so easy, just click on “give as a gift” and all you need is their email.

Deck the halls with bangs and meow meows…



Filed Under: Blog Tagged With: , , ,

So Who Is Sweet Caroline?

posted on November 21, 2012 by 7 Comments

I had so much fun with all of your guesses about who was my Simon, now we’re gonna give our girl some love. See if you can guess who MY Caroline is. Here’s the dish on our girl:

Caroline Reynolds

She’s 26, is one of the hottest young interior designers in San Francisco, has the coolest cat in town, and bakes like someone is going to take away her KitchenAid mixer. She’s sassy, classy, and wants to knock Simon on his assy. She’s a leggy blonde with a great body and gives great banter. She’s got a weakness for big band music, and although incredibly sexy, has been without an orgasm for eleventy billion years. Or a few months. But who’s counting? She’s also got a girl boner for George Clooney.

Click back a few days to reread the teaser I posted when Simon and Caroline bake an apple pie, and you’ll get a better idea of who she is. Just like with my male leads it is IMPERATIVE that my female leads be AS funny as they are sexy. Knowing this, who do you think is MY Caroline?

Is she Blake Lively?

Is she Jennifer Lawrence?

Is she Kate Hudson?

OK hit me. Tell me who you think I think is MY Caroline! Leave me a comment or send me a tweet to @alice_clayton.

And don’t forget about the WALLBANGER giveaway, make sure you send your copy of your receipt if you purchase on 11.27 and send a copy of the receipt to ennbocci@omnificpublishing.com so you can be entered to win a Kindle Fire!!

Talk soon chickens,



Filed Under: Blog Tagged With: , ,